During her physical
examination, a doctor asked a retired woman about her physical activity level.
The woman said she spent 3 days a week, every week in the outdoors.
"Well,
yesterday afternoon was typical; I took a five hour walk about 7 miles through
some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way
through 2 miles of brambles. I got sand in my shoes and my eyes. I barely
avoided stepping on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills. I went to the
bathroom behind some big trees. I ran away from an irate mother bear and then
ran away from one angry bull Elk. The mental stress of it all left me
shattered. At the end of it all I drank a scotch and three glasses of
wine.
Amazed by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one hell of an outdoor woman!"
"No,"
the woman replied, "I'm just a really, really shitty golfer".
THANKS, MONA!!!
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