Ladies,
The Target gift cards will be waiting for you at the Clubhouse Wednesday. Don't forget to check to see of you have one waiting!
Monday, July 29, 2013
CLUB CHAMPIONSHIP
Ladies, Below is the latest accounting of weeks played to determine eligibility for competing in the Sun Hills Ladies Club Championship. This coming Wednesday, July 31, is the final weekly play before the Championship on August 7.
In order to play in the Club Championship a member with less than 3 years on the League must have played at least 8 of the weekly tournaments. If the member has been on the League longer than 3 consecutive years, she need only have played in 5 of the weekly tournaments.
You must sign up for the Championship by the end of the day, Wednesday, July 31. If you are not eligible to compete for the Championship but still want to come and play 18 hole that day with the league, you must also sign up by Wednesday.
If you have any questions regarding your eligibility, please contact Judi or Dodie ASAP!
In order to play in the Club Championship a member with less than 3 years on the League must have played at least 8 of the weekly tournaments. If the member has been on the League longer than 3 consecutive years, she need only have played in 5 of the weekly tournaments.
You must sign up for the Championship by the end of the day, Wednesday, July 31. If you are not eligible to compete for the Championship but still want to come and play 18 hole that day with the league, you must also sign up by Wednesday.
If you have any questions regarding your eligibility, please contact Judi or Dodie ASAP!
Sunday, July 21, 2013
SOME HUMOR!
A
husband and wife are on the 9th green when suddenly she collapses from a
heart attack! "Help me dear," she groans to her husband.
The husband calls 911 on his cell phone, talks for a few minutes, picks up his putter, and lines up his putt. His wife raises her head off the green and stares at him.
"I'm dying here and you're putting?"
"Don't worry dear," says the husband calmly, "they found a cardiologist on the second hole and he's coming to help you."
"Well, how long will it take for him to get here?" she asks feebly.
"No time at all," says her husband. "Everybody's already agreed to let him play through."
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A gushy reporter told Phil Mickelson, "You are spectacular, your name is synonymous with the game of golf. You really know your way around the course. What's your secret?"
Mickelson replied, "The holes are numbered."
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A young man and a priest are playing together. At a short par-3 the priest asks, "What are you going to use on this hole, my son?"
The young man says, "An 8-iron, Father. How about you?"
The priest says, "I'm going to hit a soft seven and pray."
The young man hits his 8-iron and puts the ball on the green. The priest tops his 7-iron and dribbles the ball out a few yards.
The young man says, "I don't know about you, Father, but in my church, when we pray, we keep our head down."
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Police are called to an apartment and find a woman, holding a bloody 5-iron, standing over a lifeless man.
The detective asks, "Ma'am, is that your husband?"
"Yes" says the woman.
"Did you hit him with that golf club?"
"Yes, yes, I did." The woman begins to sob, drops the club, and puts her hands on her face.
"How many times did you hit him?"
"I don't know -- five, six, maybe seven times -- just put me down for a five."
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A golfer teed up his ball on the first tee, took a mighty swing and hit his ball into a clump of trees. He found his ball and saw an opening between two trees he thought he could hit through.
Taking out his 3-wood, he took a mighty swing. The ball hit a tree, bounced back, hit him in the forehead and killed him.
As he approached the gates of Heaven, St. Peter asked, "Are you a good golfer?"
The man replied: "Got here in two, didn't I?"
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The bride was escorted down the aisle and when she reached the altar, the groom was standing there with his golf bag and clubs at his side.
She said: "What are your golf clubs doing here?"
He looked her right in the eye and said, "This isn't going to take all day, is it?"
THANKS, JANE!!!
The husband calls 911 on his cell phone, talks for a few minutes, picks up his putter, and lines up his putt. His wife raises her head off the green and stares at him.
"I'm dying here and you're putting?"
"Don't worry dear," says the husband calmly, "they found a cardiologist on the second hole and he's coming to help you."
"Well, how long will it take for him to get here?" she asks feebly.
"No time at all," says her husband. "Everybody's already agreed to let him play through."
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A gushy reporter told Phil Mickelson, "You are spectacular, your name is synonymous with the game of golf. You really know your way around the course. What's your secret?"
Mickelson replied, "The holes are numbered."
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A young man and a priest are playing together. At a short par-3 the priest asks, "What are you going to use on this hole, my son?"
The young man says, "An 8-iron, Father. How about you?"
The priest says, "I'm going to hit a soft seven and pray."
The young man hits his 8-iron and puts the ball on the green. The priest tops his 7-iron and dribbles the ball out a few yards.
The young man says, "I don't know about you, Father, but in my church, when we pray, we keep our head down."
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Police are called to an apartment and find a woman, holding a bloody 5-iron, standing over a lifeless man.
The detective asks, "Ma'am, is that your husband?"
"Yes" says the woman.
"Did you hit him with that golf club?"
"Yes, yes, I did." The woman begins to sob, drops the club, and puts her hands on her face.
"How many times did you hit him?"
"I don't know -- five, six, maybe seven times -- just put me down for a five."
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A golfer teed up his ball on the first tee, took a mighty swing and hit his ball into a clump of trees. He found his ball and saw an opening between two trees he thought he could hit through.
Taking out his 3-wood, he took a mighty swing. The ball hit a tree, bounced back, hit him in the forehead and killed him.
As he approached the gates of Heaven, St. Peter asked, "Are you a good golfer?"
The man replied: "Got here in two, didn't I?"
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The bride was escorted down the aisle and when she reached the altar, the groom was standing there with his golf bag and clubs at his side.
She said: "What are your golf clubs doing here?"
He looked her right in the eye and said, "This isn't going to take all day, is it?"
THANKS, JANE!!!
NUTTS! - July 17, 2013
Hey Ladies! Well, we had 36 ladies brave the heat to play NUTTS this week! What a test of endurance! Congrats to the winners!
Tuesday, July 16, 2013
2013 CLUB CHAMPIONSHIP
Ladies! The 2013 Club Championship is scheduled for August 7, 2013. Sign-ups begin tomorrow and continue through July 31, 2013. If you are eligible (see pervious post) please check your calendar and sign up ASAP!
IF you are not eligible but would still like to play but not compete, please email Dodie. She will work you in the rotation.
PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU CAN PLAY BEFORE SIGNING UP!!!!!
Thanks to you all for making this a FANTASTIC LEAGUE!!!
Lay on your left side to read the flyer!!! :-)
IF you are not eligible but would still like to play but not compete, please email Dodie. She will work you in the rotation.
PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU CAN PLAY BEFORE SIGNING UP!!!!!
Thanks to you all for making this a FANTASTIC LEAGUE!!!
Lay on your left side to read the flyer!!! :-)
Monday, July 15, 2013
CLUB CHAMPIONSHIP ELIGIBILITY
Greetings Sun Hills Ladies!
The Club Championship is rapidly approaching! It is on August 7th this year. Fortunately we have only had a couple of weather cancellations this year, so Mother Nature hasn't been a negative factor.
In order to play in the Club Championship a member with less than 3 years on the League must have played at least 8 of the weekly tournaments. If the member has been of the League longer than 3 consecutive years, she need only have played in 5 of the weekly tournaments.
Judi has created the chart blow that shows how many weekly POD's you have played. With only 2 more weeks of play to get your weeks in some of you need to plan on playing on the 17th and 31st. If you have any questions please comment on this post or contact one of the Board ASAP!!!
The Club Championship is rapidly approaching! It is on August 7th this year. Fortunately we have only had a couple of weather cancellations this year, so Mother Nature hasn't been a negative factor.
In order to play in the Club Championship a member with less than 3 years on the League must have played at least 8 of the weekly tournaments. If the member has been of the League longer than 3 consecutive years, she need only have played in 5 of the weekly tournaments.
Judi has created the chart blow that shows how many weekly POD's you have played. With only 2 more weeks of play to get your weeks in some of you need to plan on playing on the 17th and 31st. If you have any questions please comment on this post or contact one of the Board ASAP!!!
Sunday, July 14, 2013
BEAT THE KODY "34" - July 10, 2013
Greetings Ladies! For the first time in quite a few years we didn't have the majority of our members bear or tie our "Beat the Someone". In fact out of the mere 29 ladies that played this week, only 6 beat or tie Kody's 34. Congrats to all 6 players!
Sunday, July 7, 2013
UPCOMING POD
Hello! The next POD is "Beat the Pro or Someone". I have asked Cody to be the "Someone" for this POD. He will play the front 9 and give me his scorecard. Any member whose NET SCORE beats Cody's GROSS SCORE will win. The prize money will be divided equally amoung the winners!
I don't know whether to wish us all good luck, or hope Cody spends alot of time in the native grass!!! Regardless, thanks to Cody for being our "Special Someone". ;-)
See you on Wednesday!!!!!
I don't know whether to wish us all good luck, or hope Cody spends alot of time in the native grass!!! Regardless, thanks to Cody for being our "Special Someone". ;-)
See you on Wednesday!!!!!
LOW NET - July 3, 2013
Greetings Ladies! I don't know if it was the heat or the holiday that kept members from playing this week, but we only had 33 ladies play. Therefore, we only had 3 Flights this time. Bummer! We appreciate all of you who braved the heat to come play! THANKS!!!!
Congrats to the Low Net winners!
Congrats to the Low Net winners!
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