Monday, December 26, 2011

NEW YEAR'S ADVICE

I would like to share an experience with you all, about drinking and driving.  
As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social outings over the years.
A  couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends and had a  few too many cocktails.  Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before - I took a bus home.

I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise, as I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got this one.

Thanks, Jane W. for sharing your experience with us all!!!

Thursday, December 22, 2011

More Humor...JUST MY LUCK!!

I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told my friend
"That's us in 10 years".

 
He said "That's a mirror, dip-shit!

Thanks again, Susan.  You WILD & CRAZY girl!