Tuesday, July 22, 2014

THIS SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD READ...????

Hello All,

You may not know it but I have been very busy over the past 2 years putting my thoughts and ideas together in a book about golf.                                                      

I  am very proud of the results and in order to market the publication, I am asking friends and family to be the first to own a copy.

Here is the Table of Contents from my new book, "Winning Golf Strategies", which I believe gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained through my own years of experience in the game and observations of golfing partners.

          Table Of Contents

          Chapter  1  -  How to properly line up your Fourth putt.

          Chapter  2  -  How to hit a Nike from the rough when you hit A Titleist from the tee.
          Chapter  3  -  How to avoid the water when you lie 8 In a bunker.
          Chapter  4  -  How to get more distance off the Shank.
          Chapter  5  -  When to give the Marshall the finger.
          Chapter  6  -  Using your shadow on the Greens to maximize earnings.
          Chapter  7  -  When to implement Handicap Management.
          Chapter  8  -  Proper excuses for drinking beer before 9 a.m.
          Chapter  9  -  How to urinate behind a 4" x 4" post,... Undetected.
  This one is tricky!
          Chapter 10 - How to rationalize a 6 hour round.
          Chapter 11 - How to find that ball that everyone else saw go In the water.
          Chapter 12 - Why your spouse doesn't care that you Birdied the 5th.
          Chapter 13 - How to let a Foursome play through your Twosome.
          Chapter 14 - How to relax when you are hitting Three off the Tee.
          Chapter 15 - When to suggest major swing corrections to your opponent.
          Chapter 16 - God and the meaning of The Birdie-To-Bogey Putt.
          Chapter 17 - When to regrip your Ball Retriever.
          Chapter 18 - Use a strong grip on the Hand Wedge and Weak Slip on the Foot Wedge.
          Chapter 19 - Why male golfers will pay $5.00 a beer from the Cart Girl and give her a $3 tip, but will balk at a $3.50 Beer at the 19th Hole and stiff the Bartender.

          Hopefully you will find my book intriguing and purchase a copy. 
          Please send on and hopefully more people will buy copies!!!

          Thank You!


THANKS, JANE!!!


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

OMG!!! HILARIOUS!!!