After
being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day
and said, "Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a
sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep
every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.
Now
... I have a $750,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large
screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 73-year-old woman. It seems to me
that you're not holding up your side of things."
My
wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot
23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be
living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and
watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems!
THANKS SUSAN & MONA!!!
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