Top Ten Signs It’s Too Cold for Golf
#10… You have to wear the visor with the plaid, woolen ear flaps.
#09… Even with Mr. Rogers and Martha Stewart in your group, you still don’t feel warm and fuzzy.
#08… Your hands feel warmer when they touch a witch’s breast.
#07… When you fell through the ice, you realized taking a divot on a frozen pond wasn’t such a hot idea.
#06… Your cart sinks when it hits an iceberg.
#05… It drops below the temperature of an IRS agent’s heart.
#04… It’s hard to read a putt with Tammy Faye Baker icicles on your eyelashes.
#03… The greens are groomed by a Zamboni.
#02… A Woolly Mammoth just walked across the hole.
And the NUMBER ONE reason it’s too cold for golf:
#01… Your balls have turned blue.
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