SHOWER FOR TACEY & MINDY!

PLEASE COME AND JOIN US!!!

RECRUITMENT

Hi Ladies,

The past few years we have seen the membership of Sun Hills Ladies Golf Association decline from just short of 100 members to just over 70.  We think that the slow economy can be blamed for the biggest part of this loss.

This year we would like to see our membership increase and get back on the road to having the biggest and best ladies golf league in the State of Utah.  One way to accomplish this is to ask you all to try to recruit friends or family to join the league.

We are going to offer an incentive to make this 2013 recruitment fun.  Any member who brings a new paid member into the league will be awarded a prize.  The member who recruits the most new paid members will be awarded a grand prize.

So put on your thinking caps and think of someone who you think would enjoy the weekly fun of Sun Hills Ladies Golf Association. 

THANKS FOR YOUR HELP!!!

SOLICITATIONS

Greetings Ladies,

As we get closer to the start of the 2013 golf season, we are asking for some guidance.  We are going to start setting the POD (play of the day) schedule soon, and we would like your input.

If there is a new POD that you would like to see added to the weekly schedule, please comment on this post or email to sunhillsladies@gmail.com.  Tell us what it is called and the rules.  Be sure to let us know who you are so we know who to blame!  Just kidding.  In the event we have questions, we need to know who to contact.

Thank you, ladies, for your support of this wonderful golf league!  We hope to hear from some of you!

ENJOY!

Top Ten Signs It’s Too Cold for Golf

Here are the top ten signs it’s too cold for golf:
#10… You have to wear the visor with the plaid, woolen ear flaps.
#09… Even with Mr. Rogers and Martha Stewart in your group, you still don’t feel warm and fuzzy.
#08… Your hands feel warmer when they touch a witch’s breast.
#07… When you fell through the ice, you realized taking a divot on a frozen pond wasn’t such a hot idea.
#06… Your cart sinks when it hits an iceberg.
#05… It drops below the temperature of an IRS agent’s heart.
#04… It’s hard to read a putt with Tammy Faye Baker icicles on your eyelashes.
#03… The greens are groomed by a Zamboni.
#02… A Woolly Mammoth just walked across the hole.
And the NUMBER ONE reason it’s too cold for golf:
#01… Your balls have turned blue.

GOLF HUMOR

Two friends met up in the clubhouse after a round of golf and were discussing their games.  "This is a pretty tough course", said the first.  "How'd you do today?"
   "Oh, the usual, said the second.  "I'm a pre-putt-par."
   "What the heck is that?" asked the first.
   "It means I shoot par on the fairway and four putt on the green!"

TEE!! HEE!!