SECRETARY/TREASURER

Ladies,

Due to overwhelming family difficulties, Karen Mitchell, the Sun Hills Ladies Secretary/Treasurer for the past 3 years, has tendered her resignation.

At this time it is necessary to fill this position as soon as possible.  We are reaching out to our current league members to help.  If any of you are interested in being the Secretary/Treasurer, please contact Vardell Laursen at vardell179@gmail.com.

The duties of this office include:

*Maintaining a Roster of Paid League Memeber
*Depositing Weekly League POD collections
*Maintaining and Reporting the League Bank Account Balance
*Ensuring that POD Winnings are Distributed the First Wednesday of the New        Month
*Voting Memeber of the League Board

We are going to miss having Karen on the League Board,  We are praying that her family difficulties will soon be over.  Karen will still be golfing in Sun Hills Ladies as her time and schedule permits.  So, we will be able to see her on the links.

Thanks, Karen, for your dedication and support of our league. 

THREE GOLFING PARTNERS DIED IN A CAR WRECK AND WENT TO HEAVEN

Upon arrival they discover the most beautiful golf course they have ever seen. St. Peter tells them that they are all welcome to play the course, but he cautions them that there is only one rule: Don’t hit the ducks in your first three months here.

The men all have blank expressions, and finally one of them asks, “The ducks?”

“Yes”, St. Peter replies, “There are millions of ducks walking around the course and if one gets hit, he quacks then the one next to him quacks and soon they’re all quacking to beat the band and it really breaks the tranquility. If you hit the ducks, you’ll be punished, otherwise everything is yours to enjoy.”

Upon entering the course, the men noted that there were indeed large numbers of ducks everywhere. Within fifteen minutes, one of the guys hit a duck. The duck quacked, the one next to it quacked and soon there was a deafening roar of duck quacks.

St. Peter walked up with an extremely homely woman in tow and asks, “Who hit the duck?”

The guy who had done it admitted, “I did.”

St. Peter immediately pulled out a pair of handcuffs and cuffed the man’s right hand to the homely woman’s left hand. “I told you not to hit the ducks,”, he said. Now you’ll be handcuffed together for eternity.”

The other two men were very cautious not to hit any ducks, but a couple of weeks later, one of them accidentally did. The quacks were as deafening as before and within minutes St. Peter walked up with an even uglier woman. St.Peter cuffed the man’s right hand to the homely woman’s left hand.

“I told you not to hit the ducks,” he said; “Now you’ll be handcuffed together for eternity.”

The third man was extremely careful. Some days he wouldn’t even move for fear of even nudging a duck. After three months of this he still hadn’t hit a duck. St. Peter walked up to the man at the end of the three months and had with him a knock-out gorgeous woman, the most beautiful woman the man had ever seen. St. Peter smiled to the man and then, without a word, handcuffed him to the beautiful woman and walked off.

The man, knowing that he would be handcuffed to this woman for eternity, let out a contented sigh and wondered aloud,

“I wonder what I did to deserve this?”

The woman responds, “I don’t know about you, but I hit a duck.”

THANKS JANE!!!

 

PLAYS OF THE DAY

Greetings Sun Hills Ladies!

It's getting to be the time when I'll start putting together the POD's for the 2015 Season.

If there is a new Play of the Day that you would like to try this year, or one that  we haven't played for awhile, or even one that you particularly dislike that we currently play, please either comment on this post or email Dodie at the address listed on the home page of the BLOG.

I will try to accommodate your requests as best as I can.  I'm open to any and all suggestions.

I need this no later that January 21, 2015.

Thanks for making Sun Hills Ladies the FUNNEST league ever!

JANUARY BIRTHDAYS