TOO GOOD TO PASS THIS ONE UP!

THE NEVER ENDING SOAP OPERA OF MARGARET & BERT . . . . .

Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.

Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"

Margaret looked him over. "Nope." 

Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. 

Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"

Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan, "Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow." 

Furious, Bert yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?"

"Nope.  Not a clue", she replied. 

"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!" 

Without missing a beat Margaret replied, "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert.
Shoulda bought a hat."

THANKS, BRENDA!!!

WE NEED IDEAS!

Hello Sun Hills Ladies!

The time to begin planning for the 2012 season has arrived for the Board.  We would like ideas for weekly Plays of the Day.  If you know of any FUN, POD's please comment to this BLOG post with suggestions (and rules if needed).  All ideas will be considered!

Also, if you have any other suggestions, ideas or concerns regarding the league feel free to email any of the Board members.  We appreciate your feedback.

Thanks to you all for your help in making Sun Hills Ladies Golf Association the BEST!!!

SUN HILLS' NEW LOOK

Greetings Ladies!  The folks at Sun Hills have been busy this winter.  They have remodeled the Clubhouse, purchased an electronic tee-sheet program and brought in a new Partner.
SWING IT AGAIN was formerly in the Wal-Mart center in Hwy 193.  Chris Hickman has moved his business to Sun Hills.  Chris "H" is bringing with him his retail and teaching expertise.  He has golf equipment, clothing and other "golf necessities".
Chris also teaches golf.  He teaches on his simulator, the driving range and the golf course.  He has a website:  www.swingitagain.com .  Please check it out.

Stop in at Sun Hills this winter and check out the "new" digs and meet Chris "H".

LETTERMAN'S TOP 10

David Letterman’s Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex…
#10… A below par performance is considered damn good.
#09… You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
#08… It’s much easier to find the sweet spot.
#07… Foursomes are encouraged.
#06… You can still make money doing it as a senior.
#05… Three times a day is possible.
#04… Your partner doesn’t hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.
#03… If you live in Florida, you can do it almost every day.
#02… You don’t have to cuddle with your partner when you’re finished.
And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex…
#01… When your equipment gets old you can replace it!

WHAT KIND OF LESSONS?...RIP

A foursome of guys is waiting at the men's tee while a foursome of women is hitting from the ladies' tee.
The ladies are taking their time.

When the final lady is ready to hit her ball, she duffs it 10 feet. Then she goes over and misses it completely. Then she hacks it another 10 feet and finally hacks it another five feet. She looks up at the patiently waiting men and says apologetically, "I guess all those f....g lessons I took over the winter didn't help."

One of the men immediately responds, "Well, there you have it. You should have taken golf lessons instead!"

He never even had a chance to duck. He was only 43......


THANKS, Brenda!!!