SUN HILLS LADIES GOLF ASSOCIATION: October 2011

Thursday, October 27, 2011

BEAUTIFUL!

ANDY ROONEY 'S TAKE ON WOMEN OVER 50

THANKS FOR SHARING SUSAN!!

"As I grow in age, I value women over 50 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 50 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 50 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She goes and does something, she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.

Women over 50 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 50.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 50 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest.. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk or if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 50 for a multitude of reasons.. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 50, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?' Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!"

Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!

Thursday, October 20, 2011

ANNOUNCEMENT

Hi Ladies! Our Friend and fellow golfer, Sharon Price, is an expert quilter. She has generously volunteered to make a quilt for Sun Hills Ladies Golf Association to raffle at next season's Member/Guest Rally for a Cure. All proceeds will go to the Susan G. Komen Foundation. We hope to have it available a month or so before the Member/Guest and raffle tickets will be available early.

To show dear Sharon how much we appreciate her generosity, we are posting the announcement for her "FALL QUILT BOUTIQUE" so we all can have the opportunity to see her creations. If you have a minute, drop in and say "HI"!!

THANKS, SHARON!!

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

GERIATRIC DIRTY DANCING

If you watch these two, and don't get a laugh
then you may as well go sit in the rocker on the porch and wait for the EMTs...they should be there any minute!

Http://www.youtube.com/embed/eSKCi9ml4ME

ENJOY!!

Saturday, October 15, 2011

Thanks to Brenda

I just want to say a special "Thank you" to Brenda for getting those beautiful trophies. I know that she put in a lot of time to find them, and I made her life "hell". You are greatly appreciated by me, and the ladies in the league.

Big thanks and we will see you all next year

Tacey

Friday, October 7, 2011

CHECK BLOG

Ladies, Check the BLOG often during the winter. There will be numerous posts between now and spring. Also, if you have any suggestions for Plays of the Day, please either comment to this post or email me. I welcome your input!

Dodie

CLOSING SOCIAL - October 5, 2011

The end has come! What a great year we had. We want to thank you all for making Sun Hills Ladies Golf Association the BEST league in the state. You all ROCK!

Hope you enjoy these pics from the Closing Social...