SUN HILLS' NEW LOOK

Greetings Ladies!  The folks at Sun Hills have been busy this winter.  They have remodeled the Clubhouse, purchased an electronic tee-sheet program and brought in a new Partner.
SWING IT AGAIN was formerly in the Wal-Mart center in Hwy 193.  Chris Hickman has moved his business to Sun Hills.  Chris "H" is bringing with him his retail and teaching expertise.  He has golf equipment, clothing and other "golf necessities".
Chris also teaches golf.  He teaches on his simulator, the driving range and the golf course.  He has a website:  www.swingitagain.com .  Please check it out.

Stop in at Sun Hills this winter and check out the "new" digs and meet Chris "H".

LETTERMAN'S TOP 10

David Letterman’s Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex…
#10… A below par performance is considered damn good.
#09… You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
#08… It’s much easier to find the sweet spot.
#07… Foursomes are encouraged.
#06… You can still make money doing it as a senior.
#05… Three times a day is possible.
#04… Your partner doesn’t hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.
#03… If you live in Florida, you can do it almost every day.
#02… You don’t have to cuddle with your partner when you’re finished.
And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex…
#01… When your equipment gets old you can replace it!

WHAT KIND OF LESSONS?...RIP

A foursome of guys is waiting at the men's tee while a foursome of women is hitting from the ladies' tee.
The ladies are taking their time.

When the final lady is ready to hit her ball, she duffs it 10 feet. Then she goes over and misses it completely. Then she hacks it another 10 feet and finally hacks it another five feet. She looks up at the patiently waiting men and says apologetically, "I guess all those f....g lessons I took over the winter didn't help."

One of the men immediately responds, "Well, there you have it. You should have taken golf lessons instead!"

He never even had a chance to duck. He was only 43......


THANKS, Brenda!!!

NEW YEAR'S ADVICE

I would like to share an experience with you all, about drinking and driving.  

As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social outings over the years.

A  couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends and had a  few too many cocktails.  Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before - I took a bus home.

I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise, as I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got this one.

Thanks, Jane W. for sharing your experience with us all!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

  The Board of the Sun Hills Ladies Golf Association would like to wish you all a Very Merry Christmas and the Happiest of New Years

More Humor...JUST MY LUCK!!

I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told my friend

"That's us in 10 years".

 

He said "That's a mirror, dip-shit!

Thanks again, Susan.  You WILD & CRAZY girl!

GOLF HUMOR

Hi Ladies,  Click on the link below and enjoy!

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