DON'T FORGET!!!

DON'T FORGET TO SIGN UP FOR THE CLOSING SOCIAL BY THE 28th.  TELL OTHER MEMBERS WHO MAY NOT HAVE PLAYED SINCE WE PUT OUT THE SIGN-UP SHEET!

CLOSING SOCIAL

Can you believe it...the end is near!  We have put out the sign-up sheet for the Closing Social which will be held October 5th.  Since we have to purchase chicken and steaks, please indicate which meat you want.  The deadline for sign-up is September 28th.  Be sure to remind your friends.  Hope to see you all there!

THANKS MONA & SUSAN!!!

Wife's first round of golf...

A husband takes his wife to play her first round of golf.

The wife promptly whacked her first shot right through the window of the

biggest house adjacent to the course.

The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go

up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is

going to cost us."

So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door.

A man's voice said, "Come on in."

When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done.

Glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window.

A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke the

window?"

"Uh, yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.

"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you.

You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years.  Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes.

I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself."

"Wow, that's great!" the husband said.  He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."

"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do.

And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!"

"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.

"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country

in the world," she said.

"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe

from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"

"Now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"

"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a

woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your

wife."

The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses.  What do you think?"

She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?"

"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. "I'd do the same for you!"

So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of

the afternoon enjoying each other in every way.  After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your husband?"

"Why, we're both 45," she responded breathlessly.

"NO SHIT." He said,

"Forty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?"

BEAUTY & THE BEAST INFO

Hi Ladies,  Remember, this coming Wednesday is the annual Beauty The Beast gala.  For those of you who have signed up, please try to be at Sun Hills by 5:00 pm to sign in and get your hole assignments.  Also, the cost is $50 per couple.  This week only punch passes will not be accepted.  For your convenience and to save check-in time, please bring cash or a check made out to Sun Hills Ladies.

For those of you who did not sign up and won't be there, don't forget to get your t-times for August 31st.

Thanks... 

WHAT A FUN DAY!

Some fun times at dinner after the Club Championship!

CUTE!!!

Hey Tarbender, Gimme tee martoonies!

TACEY WEAVER, 2011 CLUB CHAMPION!!

Tacey Weaver is the new Club Champion of The Sun Hills Ladies Association!  She shot a fantastic 85 to win this year's crown.  There was some fantastic golf played Wednesday.  Congratulations to all the winners!!!

THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT!!!

**********REMINDER**********

LADIES,  TOMORROW IS THE CLUB CHAMPIONSHIP.  REMEMBER, IT IS A 2:00 PM SHOTGUN START.  PLEASE ARRIVE EARLY TO CHECK-IN SO WE CAN START ON TIME.

THOSE OF YOU WHO DIDN'T SIGN-UP TO PLAY, REMEMBER TO MAKE YOUR T-TIMES FOR NEXT WEEK.